HEY STUPID - HERE IS MY JOB APPLICATION

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<DIV>I came across your web page doing research on Pre Paid Legal (gotta love the Internet) anyway I was in the same consideration as your corespondent, and I agree with everything you said. With one exception, it's like you gave your opinion with no facts or data. Now I have never read you or listened to you so I do not know. I just find it odd that you had nothing to go by? Why is that. Anyway if you would like to do things correctly and give the public a non discriminating view. May I suggest the following sights. One positive one negative.  On the actual company in question ( the same one I'm questioning and considering) Tribune business news, cnnmoney, Hoovers Company research and www.mastershops.com/businessopportunity.com</DIV> <DIV>I don't know what type of person you are, you might be the type that never posts negative views about you. Or you might be some what open minded. I don't know. But either way my question was the same as the previous gentleman's, I just would have liked some facts to state your case.</DIV> <DIV>Sincerely,</DIV> <DIV>Kim (a possible viewer)</DIV>

<DIV><DIV><DIV>Thank you for considering me, please email or phone if you did not recieve resume attatchment.</DIV>

<DIV>Kim [Last Name and phone numbers mercifully witheld]</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>
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[Dear Kim,

Instead of responding as "Uncle Jim," I will let you hear the thoughts of a potential employer when solicitations for information or employment reach his desk.]

<DIV>I came across your web page doing research on Pre Paid Legal (gotta love the Internet)

[I wonder what happened to Dear Sir? "Gotta...," nothing like formality in a job application.] 

anyway I was in the same consideration as your corespondent,

[I'm not exactly sure what that means but I will chalk it up to "colorful choice of words."

and I agree with everything you said.

[Most people do when applying for a job.]
With one exception,
[I can't wait]
 it's like you gave your opinion with no facts or data.
[I was not trying to prove a case in court, just provide the benefit of decades of experience.]

Now I have never read you or listened to you

[How better to draw conclusions?]

so I do not know.

[Obviously]

I just find it odd that you had nothing to go by?
[Where are your facts and data?]

Why is that.

[Looks like a question but ends with a period. Does she want to know why she finds it odd? Or has she simply read all of Uncle Jim's inquiries and answers and interpreted that as "nothing to go by?"]

Anyway if you would like to do things correctly

[At last, an application from someone who knows how to do things correctly Make a mental note to inform Human Resources.]

and give the public a non discriminating view.

[Wow, I could kill two birds with one stone and no hyphen.]

May I suggest the following sights.

[Must be a question; it ends with a period. Sights or sites?]

One positive one negative.

[A balanced fragment.]

On the actual company in question ( the same one I'm questioning and considering) Tribune business news, cnnmoney, Hoovers Company research and www.mastershops.com/businessopportunity.com</DIV>

[Maybe that means she is seeking reviews of some company. That's good.]

<DIV>I don't know what type of person you are, you might be the type that never posts negative views about you.

[She obviously missed the one wherein I was cursed and threatened. Always good to know someone did her homework before sending a combination negative review and job application. Strange bedfellows - very strange.] 

Or you might be some what open minded.

[Possible.]

I don't know.

[Obviously] 

But either way my question was the same as the previous gentleman's,

[If the question is the same, you already have my answer.]

I just would have liked some facts to state your case.</DIV>

[I don't remember asking anyone to state my case.]

<DIV>Sincerely,</DIV> <DIV>Kim (a possible viewer)</DIV>

[My radio show can be "viewed' as posted.]

Thank you for considering me,

[My pleasure. I consider you a perfect candidate for a minimum-wage position that requires, no writing skills, no ability to communicate, and no people skills. Try working with animals. With a little adjustment in attitude there might be an opening for Stable Orderly.]

please email or phone if you did not recieve resume attatchment.</DIV>

[I'll check the shredder for your "attatchment;" you check your spelling]

<DIV>Kim [Last Name and phone numbers mercifully witheld.]

P.S.
Niece, in the role of Everybody's Uncle I suggest you polish up your rough edges.

Everybody's Uncle</DIV>
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